Incredulous
‘Ha! Ha! You a licky-boy slave? You lick girl dirty shoe?’
‘Oh pray, pretty mistress. Yes please, pretty mistress, if it pleases you mistress? Please permit me to lickshine your pretty shoe, if you would be so kind, miss? And might this slave just add that your grey socks also look very nice on your feet, madam, if I may make so bold? Your socks are my life, miss. Please don’t beat me, mistress!’
‘Ha! Ha! You a fool! You a moron!’
‘Yes, mistress. Thank you, mistress. I’m stupid, mistress!’
‘You shut up now, slave! You lick shoe. Not touch sock!’
‘Yes, mistress.’
‘Ha! Ha! You a lick slave. You dirty!’
The young, Asian woman seems incredulous that I would actually lickshine her dirty, platform shoe. But that’s my job – however humbling, and dirty, it may be!