How To Properly Address A Customer-Mistress or Master
Being a public humble-head, I am only permitted, by law, to speak to my customers if I am first spoken to. Furthermore, the law requires that I must address them through their footwear (though I can include the customer's name if they are a regular and I happen to know it) and in a slavishly respectful tone. Thus, when my current customer, regular customer-mistress Ms Melanie Madam, curtly orders me to lickshine her boots, my humble-slavespeak response is as follows:
'Yes, mistress Melanie's boots and socks, madams. At once, mistress Melanie's boots and socks madams. Thanking you kindly, mistress Melanie's glorious boots and socks.'
She leaves without saying anything, but equally without punishing me, which means she must have been satisfied with my humility and obedience towards her boots and socks.
'Yes, mistress Melanie's boots and socks, madams. At once, mistress Melanie's boots and socks madams. Thanking you kindly, mistress Melanie's glorious boots and socks.'
She leaves without saying anything, but equally without punishing me, which means she must have been satisfied with my humility and obedience towards her boots and socks.