Not The Most Salubrious
Ok, so I may not be positioned in the most salubrious of locations, directly outside the Ladies’ Public restrooms. But it does mean I get to kiss-respect primarily female feet! Spare a thought for my poor colleague on the side of the building, next to the Gents ! A pretty customer-mistress exits the Ladies Restroom... ...and heads straight to my confined face... ...to have her feet kissed! It's an everyday sight in the Gynarchy, as her SOCK towers over my humble, sneaker-kissing head! BOTH her SOCKS are impressive... ...though I am particularly enamoured by her LEFT SOCK, which has slipped down her shapely calf... ...thereby affording me a somewhat disconcerting view of multitudinous SOCK CREASES! It's 'disconcerting' because my every slavish instinct is to reach out to the SOCK and straighten it... ...not that I'm in any position to straighten SOCKS! All I can do is show my respect for the SOCK by continuing to kiss its accompanying SNEAKER... ...The LEFT SNEA...