Not The Most Salubrious

Ok, so I may not be positioned in the most salubrious of locations, directly outside the Ladies’ Public restrooms. But it does mean I get to kiss-respect primarily female feet!

Spare a thought for my poor colleague on the side of the building, next to the Gents!

A pretty customer-mistress exits the Ladies Restroom...

...and heads straight to my confined face...

...to have her feet kissed!

It's an everyday sight in the Gynarchy, as her SOCK towers over my humble, sneaker-kissing head!

BOTH her SOCKS are impressive...

...though I am particularly enamoured by her LEFT SOCK, which has slipped down her shapely calf...

...thereby affording me a somewhat disconcerting view of multitudinous SOCK CREASES!

It's 'disconcerting' because my every slavish instinct is to reach out to the SOCK and straighten it...

...not that I'm in any position to straighten SOCKS!

All I can do is show my respect for the SOCK by continuing to kiss its accompanying SNEAKER...

...The LEFT SNEAKER and LEFT SOCK of a GODDESS...

...swiftly followed, again, by her RIGHT SNEAKER and SOCK!

All too soon for my liking, the pretty customer with the uneven SOCKS continues on her way

I don't think she even cares about her SOCK SLOVENLINESS!

She has much more important things on her pretty mind, such as what to have for her dinner!

Meanwhile, I am left in the gutter, but looking at the SOCKS!

Her SOCKS! Her SOCKS!... The customer's SOCKS!

Fare thee well, SOCKS...

...and haste ye back again, I prithee!

My humble head lies ready to smooth out your CREASES...

...should you see fit to give this slave your female permission to touch SOCK?


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