An African man proudly gives his new wife the gift of a
slave:
‘This weak and feeble old man is your slave, my dear! He
is your property and you must treat him anyway you please. Slap him, kick him,
beat him as you please! Here, I also give you this WHIP with which to beat him!
Make him do everything for you. If your shoes are dirty, make him clean them.
If your socks are wonky, make him straighten them for you. You ned do nothing
for yourself any more, as you have your slave to do it for you! Now order him
to kiss your feet, so that he can see that you are his new owner and that he
must obey you!’
The master-sir’s lovely wife wastes no time in exerting her
POWER and AUTHORITY over her very own SLAVE:
‘You heard my husband, slave. Kiss my feet, or I will
beat you. Kiss me on the SHOE and then straighten the SOCK!’
‘Yes, mistress madam. At once, mistress madam. I am your
slave to command, mistress.’
‘Kiss my wife’s shoe very well, slave, or you will soon
wear the STING of her WHIP on your back!’ interjects the master-sir.
‘Yes, master sir. Please don’t beat me masters. I will be
a good slave to the mistress, sir.’
I then proceed to kiss-respect her arrogantly outstretched LEFT
SNEAKER and subsequently endeavour to straighten her SOCK, as I have been
commanded to do!
‘And straighten my wife’s SOCK very well, slave. She will
never have to touch her SOCKS again, as she has you to do that for her!’
‘Yes, master-sir. I will be a good sock-straightener for
your wife, sir. I am her slave, master.’
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| ‘This weak and feeble old man is your slave, my dear! He is your property and you must treat him anyway you please.' |
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| ‘You heard my husband, slave. Kiss my feet, or I will beat you. Kiss me on the SHOE and then straighten the SOCK!’ |
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| ‘Yes, mistress madam. At once, mistress madam. I am your slave to command, mistress.’ |
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| I kiss her outstretched SNEAKER beneath her WRINKLED SOCK |
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| These are the SHOES and SOCKS of my new FEMALE MASTER! |
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| I must make a good impression on her SHOES and SOCKS! |
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| ‘Kiss my wife’s shoe very well, slave, or you will soon wear the STING of her WHIP on your back!’ |
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| The aforementioned WHIP, which the master-sir has now handed to his wife! |
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| ‘And straighten my wife’s SOCK very well, slave... |
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| ...She will never have to touch her SOCKS again, as she has you to do that for her!’ |
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| The master-sir's FEET |
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| I will kiss his HAIRY TOES also, if I am commanded to do so! |
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| 'Straighten my SOCK now, stupid slave!' |
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| 'Yes, mistress. At once, mistress. Please don't beat me, mistress-madam?' |
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| 'Never look at my wife above the SOCK, slave. You are just her SLAVE!' |
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| The master-sir is quite correct. It would be entirely inappropriate for a slave like me to ever take his lowly eyes off his mistress's SOCKS! |
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