A Righteous couple visit a prisoner-slave in the public
pillory:
‘Feelest thou the wrath of my husband’s WHIP, slave?
Haha, I’ll wager thou sensest a goodly amount of STING in thy back?’
‘Oh pray, Righteous mistress madam, if it pleaseth thee
Righteous mistress madam, thine husband’s WHIP doth indeed sting most mightily
on my back, mistress, begging thy pardon and forgiveness, Righteous mistress
madam?’
‘Haha, focus thou on my boot and sock, slave. Perchance
they shall distract thy brain from the incessant pain of my husband’s WHIP?’
‘Oh pray, Righteous mistress, thank thee kindly, Righteous
mistress, though this slave fully deserveth his suffering madam, on account of
his displeasing of the Righteous master-sir, madam, if thou wouldst be so kind
and understanding, madam?’
‘Haha, fear not, whipped slave! I fancy there shall be yet
more STING to come!’
‘Pray, mistress. Mercy, mistress.’
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| 'Feelest thou the wrath of my husband’s WHIP, slave?... |
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| ...Haha, I’ll wager thou sensest a goodly amount of STING in thy back?’ |
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| 'Oh pray, Righteous mistress madam, if it pleaseth thee Righteous mistress madam... |
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| ...thine husband’s WHIP doth indeed sting most mightily on my back, mistress!' |
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| The aforementioned WHIP! |
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| For now, all I can do is follow the kind mistress's suggestion that I focus on her BOOT and SOCK! |
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| ‘Oh pray, Righteous mistress... this slave fully deserveth his suffering madam, on account of his displeasing of the Righteous master-sir, madam!' |
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| ‘Pray, mistress. Mercy, mistress.’ |
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