For a lowly public footservant like me to be permitted to actually reach
up and touch a customer’s SOCKS in order to straighten them for them and smooth
out the creases around their ankles, is truly an honour and a privilege, albeit
an intensely humbling one! At such times, I must always endeavour to be sockpleasing to the customer.
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| I have been ordered by the pretty customer to straighten her SOCKTOPS |
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| It's an immense honour, albeit an extremely humbling one! |
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| My bony old fingers endeavour to smooth out the CREASES in her RIGHT SOCK above her ANKLEBOOT |
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| Meanwhile, the wearer of the SOCK ignores me, focusing instead on the contents of her phone |
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| And rightly so, for she has much higher things to think about than her SOCKS |
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| That's my lowly business! |
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| I must be careful, of course, not to touch the customer's SKIN! |
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| Touching a customer's BARE SKIN without their explicit permission is a WHIPPABLE offence! |
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| I therefore proceed gingerly with the humbling task in hand and with a goodly amount of slavish fear! |
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| The customer briefly glances down at my work on her SOCK |
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| 'Make sure you smooth out all the creases, slave!' |
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| I am not permitted to verbally respond to the customer-mistress. Only to obey her! |
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| I therefore do my ankle-level best to be sockpleasing to the pretty customer... |
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| ..by doing a good job of smoothing out the creases in her SOCK above me |
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| And I haven't even begun yet to attend to her OTHER SOCK! |
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