My clever and erudite master Simon sir often likes to show
off the deliberately wonky stocks he personally designed and constructed to his
friends, using me – his sockieboy slave – to demonstrate just how unpleasant and
uncomfortable they are for whichever poor wretch is confined in them.
His friends laugh approvingly at my discomfort as I languish
in between my mighty master-sir’s socked ankles, knowing that they shall never be confined thusly in the humiliating wonky stocks as, unlike me, they are not slaves!
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| My magnificent master Simon sir is justifiably proud of the wonky stocks he has so cleverly designed |
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| He delights in the approval of his friends... |
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| ...who praise and congratulate him on his cleverness and ingenuity. And rightly so! |
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| I, meanwhile, inferior being that I am, must languish in between my master-sir's SOCKED ANKLES... |
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| ...listening to my superiors laughing at me... |
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| ...as I feel my master's RIGHT SOCK brushing against my so ignominiously confined, futrrowed forehead! |
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| His LEFT SOCK too is never far from my face! |
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| Truly, I am the slave of my master's SOCKS! |
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| I am even forbidden, by Law, from thinking about my magnificent master-sir above his SOCKS! |
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| He is such a great man - a so much better man than me... |
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| ...clever; reudite; handsome; strong; young. All the things I am not! |
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| Meanwhile, the Law states I must 'have regard for' the SOCKS of my master-sir's interlocutors... |
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| ..since they too are my betters, being my master's friends and acquaintances |
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| I thus look admiringly up towards the purple BOOTSOCK-TOPS of Ms Sharon madam... |
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| ...and over towards the finely textured SOCKS of her superb husband, master George sir. Truly, I am honoured to be surrounded by such fabulous SOCKS whilst I am languishing in the wonky stocks! |
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