Regular customers, Misses Mukta madam and Ms Arabella madam, often use my humble head as a mere rendezvous point for their late-night cigarette breaks. It's so frustrating at such times to be so close to their SOCKS and yet unable to pay homage with my menial mouth to their FEET and FOOTWEAR, since they tend to steadfastly ignore me at such times.
All I can do on such ignominious occasions is try to focus on their SOCKS and think respectful thoughts about their SOCKS, since the Law states I am forbidden to eavesdrop on their conversation high above me, or to even think about my glorious betters above their SOCKS!
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| Idly whiling away their time chatting and smoking, with my humble head used as a mere rendezvous point |
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| Misses Mukta madam and Arabella madam are my infinite BETTERS... |
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| ...and thus I am fit only to study their SOCKS! |
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| Although Ms Arabella madam is wearing the more 'interesting' SOCKS... |
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| ...being decorated with little pink loveheart motifs... |
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| ...I have a better view of Ms Mukta's plain grey SOCKS... |
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| ...since they are the closest to my face! |
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| I can even make out, in the nighttime gloom, the individual lines of STITCHING in Ms Mukta's SOCKS! |
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| I can therefore mentally count the visible STITCHES in her SOCK, as a public humble head is required to do by Law! |
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| The Law states that all my customers' SOCKS must be 'studied, admired and respected'... |
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| ...even if said customers are not using me at the time to have their FEET KISSED! |
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| The fact is that they are still the SOCKS of my BETTERS... |
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| ...and must be silently and unobtrusively worshipped by the likes of lowly me! |
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| It is actually (according to the Laws of the Gynarchy) a great honour for me to have such a close-up and personal view of my BETTERS' SOCKS... |
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| ...albeit an intensely humbling honour! |
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| Welcome to my lowly life - life filled with admiration for other people's SOCKS! |
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| A life dominated by other people's SOCKS! |
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| A life in which I am conscious of the fact that every individual STITCH in their SOCKS is worth more than me! |
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| I'm just a public SOCKIEBOY SLAVE. A SOCK slavey. A SOCK numpty. A SOCK nobody! |
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