A magnificent dandy-sir, and his equally magnificent wife,
mock me in the town pillory
‘Haha, what a fine fellow you make! And a lover of SOCKS,
I see? Opine on my SOCKS, I beseech you. Are they to your slavish liking?’
‘Oh pray master sir, if it pleases you master sir, this
sock slavey is indeed most enamoured by your bright blue socks, sir, begging
your pardon and forgiveness, most mighty master sir?’
The lady just laughs at me, though, if truth be told, I
admire her BOOTS and SOCKS even more than the master-sir’s SOCKS!
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| A dandy master-sir, looking splendid in all his finery, mockingly asks me to opine on his SOCKS! |
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| I most humbly and graciously express my slavish admiration for his SOCKS |
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| And there is, indeed, much to admire about them - the bright blue colour... |
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| ...the lines of STITCHING in the SOCKS! |
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His good lady wife just laughs at me as I obsequiously praise her dandy-husband's SOCKS!
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| But, if truth be told, I would be only too happy to express my slavish admiration for her SOCKS also! |
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| Her PLAIN BLACK BOOTSOCKS are just peeking out from the tops of her BLACK LEATHER ANKLEBOOTS! |
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| Oh, to get my menial mouth onto those female BOOTSOCKS, in a manner befitting of a slave! |
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| Slaves must always respect their betters' SOCKS! |
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| It's the Law! |
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| And this happy couple are most definitely my BETTERS! |
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| 'Oh pray, master-sir. Your SOCKS, sir!... Your SOCKS!... |
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| ...praise be unto your SOCKS, sir!' |
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| My unspoken praises go to the mistress's SOCKS also... |
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| ...for a slave may not address or comment on a superior being's SOCKS unless he is explicitly invited to do so... |
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| ...as the master-sir had demanded I do of his SOCKS! |
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| But surely the mistress's SOCKS must know that I adore them too? |
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| How could any slave possibly not admire the SOCKS of such a beautiful woman... |
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| ...or the SOCKS of such a fabulous dandified couple? |
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