A master-sir explains me to his pretty girlfriend:
‘Haha, look Alice honey – a sock slavey!’
‘Erm… what’s a sock slavey, hon?’
‘It’s, like, a public footslave that likes looking at
people’s SOCKS while he’s kissing their feet, and that?’
‘Haha, what a loser! Make him admire your socks, Baako!’
‘Yeah – watch!... Yo you down there, the sock slavey,
kiss my feet and tell me how much you like my socks!’
‘Yes, master sir. At once, master sir. Sir it is an
honour for me to kiss your feet and study your socks, master sir. Sir, I like
the pattern in the stitching of your sock, sir, if you would be so kind and
understanding to an humble sock slavey at your feet, master sir? I also like
the texture and hue of your black sock, sir. I’m just a pathetic sock slavey,
master sir?’
‘Haha, this is so cool! He’s praising your SOCKS, Baako!
Haha, he’s, like, pathetic, or something?’
‘Haha, now you show him your socks, Alice babe.
See what he thinks of them!’
‘Sure thing, move over babe!... Hey you slavey, what do
you think of them puppies?’
‘Oh pray mistress madam, if it pleases you mistress
madam, this slavey is truly most impressed by your feminine white socks, and by
the creases in your socks, madam. Truly they are the socks of a goddess, miss?’
The happy couple both laugh at me, as well they might, before
continuing on their merry way and leaving me to rot in the street dirt behind
them, with only my lowly memories of their SOCKS to keep me company!
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| ‘Haha, look Alice honey – a sock slavey!’ |
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| The master sir not only mansplains me to his girlfriend, but ably demonstrates my sockslavishness by using me |
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| 'Yo you down there, the sock slavey, kiss my feet and tell me how much you like my socks!’ |
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| His beautiful girlfriend looks on bemusedly... |
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| ...as I humbly kiss her boyfriend's SHOE and verbally praise his SOCK! |
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| 'Sir it is an honour for me to kiss your feet and study your socks, master sir... |
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| ...Sir, I like the pattern in the stitching of your sock, sir... |
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| ...if you would be so kind and understanding to an humble sock slavey at your feet, master sir?'... |
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| ...I also like the texture and hue of your black sock, sir. I’m just a pathetic sock slavey, master sir?’ |
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| ‘Haha, now you show him your socks, Alice babe. See what he thinks of them!’ |
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| The mistress-madam quickly takes up her manly boyfriend on his kind offer to step up to my face! |
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'Hey you slavey, what do you think of them puppies?’
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| 'Oh pray mistress madam, if it pleases you mistress madam, this slavey is truly most impressed by your feminine white socks... |
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| ...and by the creases in your socks, madam. Truly they are the socks of a goddess, miss?’ |
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| What's not to admire about this beautiful young woman's SOCKS? |
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| The STITCHING; the CREASES... |
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| ...the way her RIGHT SOCK has slipped down her shapely calf in a somewhat slovenly manner? |
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| I spoke the truth when I said these are the SOCKS of a GODDESS! |
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| It is an honour for me to visually admire and verbally praise them! |
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| The SOCKS, both pairs of SOCKS, turn to walk away from me |
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| As they do so, I overhear the couple laughing at me... |
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| ...as the master-sir, praise be upon him, suggests to his pretty girlfriend that they visit me again sometime? |
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| As I lower my head in suitable shame, I simultaneously hope and pray that this magnificent couple do come again! |
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| For I can think of nothing nicer than getting to see yet more of their SOCKS on their FEET... |
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| ...as I kiss-respect their superior FOOTWEAR! |
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