Baking
Some readers have expressed concern for the wellbeing of the municipal footslave in inclement weather - especially when it’s snowing. His head, after all, is completely exposed to the elements!
But spare a thought for the poor fool when it’s a baking hot day. There is nothing to protect him from the sunburn, and the flies, apart from his customer masters and mistresses who provide him with some welcome shade when they stand over him in order to have their sandalled, summer feet kissed!