Wishing-Well Slave
The pathetic, head-in-the-well slave may well wish he was the centre of attention – perpetually kissing the feet of his betters. But the harsh reality is that, for the most part, he just ignored by them as they go about their daily business.
Having said that, he does receive some daily visits from both well wishers, and from ne’er do wells! At least then he gets a nice, close-up and personal view of their shoes and socks as they either present their footwear for him to kiss, or simply converse with one another whilst standing over him.