Bus Slave

Which would you rather feel digging into your temples, bus slave? The silky smooth and shapely ankles of a beautiful, young woman? Or the bony and angular ankles of an elderly man?

I suppose you would have to weigh up the advantages and disadvantages of both. In the case of the young woman you get a close-up and personal view of her short, black sneaker-sock. In the case of the man you get the inestimable privilege of being close to his wizened, old bare toes.

I know which I would prefer!

Of course, you might find instead that you have the booted anklebones of the elderly man’s daughter digging into your footslave temples as you are engulfed by the aroma of suede leather kneeboots. And that’s the whole point – being a mere slave, you have absolutely no say over who lords it over you on the bus. You must simply respect and admire the feet and footwear of whoever deigns to sit above you!







































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