Dating Talk
‘Clean my boots, slave!’ ‘Yes, miss. At once, mistress madam! Is the mistress heading off on a hot date tonight, miss?’ ‘Yeah, I’m meetin’ up wiv my boyfriend in a few minutes, an’ that, so get a move on or I’ll be late, yeah?’ ‘Yes, miss! Of course, mistress!’ ‘Haha! Don’t you wish you could be goin’ out on a hot date tonight with a beautiful girl like me, slave?’ ‘Oh pray, pretty madam! Oh bless! You are indeed very sweet and kind to think of my wellbeing, miss! But I’m just a slave, miss. I must work all the time, madam – shining shoes. And besides, I’m too old and ugly to ever be attractive to a superb young woman like yourself, miss. Plus I’m completely impotent, miss, begging your pardon ma’am. I’m just a shoelicking loser, miss!’ ‘Haha! Don’t worry, slave. I was only joshin’ you, yeah? Haha – I mean, just look at you, an’ that! Who in their right mind would wanna date a dirty, old public shoelick like you? Haha! You is not only ugly – you is fick! And you is not even all that go...