Eyeballing Her Socks
A bright young woman of the Gynarchy orders me to ‘eyeball her sock’ whilst I am kiss-respecting her sneakers out on the street.
A superb young woman has me kiss-respect her sneakers out on the street - as is her perfect female right |
She deftly switches feet in front of my face |
'EYEBALL MY SOCK, SLAVE!' she barks down abruptly at me |
This means I am commanded to look her only in the sock whilst my menial mouth pays oral homage to her sneaker dirt |
Eyeballing a customer's sock is a great privilege for a lowly public footservant such as myself... |
...especially when they deign to switch feet in front of me, thereby graciously affording me the opportunity of eyeballing BOTH their socks! |
You see, a customer's socks are my gods |
Their socks are superior entities to me |
Note the contempt writ large on the young woman's face as I obediently and submissively eyeball her socks |
But it's more than my life's worth not to eyeball her socks! |
Her socks, right now, are my life |
Every individual stitch must be studied and fearfully admired by my lowly eyeballs |