When a customer complains that I have failed to properly
lickshine the tops of her boots, the Law states that I must humbly and
profusely apologise to her and invite her to report me to the municipal
authorities for a whipping, even though it is physically impossible for me to
reach her upper boots due to my confined neck.
That’s because a customer mistress or master is always
right!
Of course, the irony is that, even if I had somehow managed
to reach the tops of her fabulous black leather boots with my bootcleaning tongue,
I would instead have been reported and whipped for the ‘crime’ of looking at a
customer above her socks!
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A pretty customer complains most vociferously about my failure to lickshine her upper boots |
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It is physicaly impossible for my tongue to reach her upper bootleather... |
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...but still I must apologise for my failure to satisfy her... |
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...and take my punishment like a slave... |
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...i.e. with humility and contrition |
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For the customer is always right! |