The master sir walks jauntily down the street towards me,
before stopping in order to humiliate me – as is his perfect, manly right as a
free citizen of the Gynarchy:
‘Hja hja, how you likin’ it, bwoy? You findin’ lots o’ nice
shoes an’ socks, an’ that, to kiss?’ Hja hja! Watta loser!’
‘Yes, master sir. Thanking you kindly, master sir. I’m
garbage, master sir.’
‘Hja hja! Kiss them puppies, bwoy!’
The master sir promptly presents his sandalled and socked
foot for me to lip-respect. His sock feels warm over his big toenail.
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A man walks jauntily towards me |
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‘Hja hja, how you likin’ it, bwoy?' |
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'Kiss them puppies, bwoy!’ |
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'Yes, master sir. Thanking you kindly, master sir. I’m garbage, master sir.’ |
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The man presents his SOCKED TOES, one after the other, for me to pay lowly lip-service to! |
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As I kiss the area of SOCK covering his big toe, the rest of his skinny sock towers over my humble head! |
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I can smell the mustiness of his brown sandal leather |
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His SOCK, meanwhile, feels warm to the lip! |
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I feel deeply humbled |
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Not to say HUMILIATED! |
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Having to kiss another man's SOCKED TOES on a STREET CORNER! |
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Eventually, mercifully, the man moves on... |
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...his laughter cackling down the street! |
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I keep my humble head bowed and low - beneath his SOCKS! |
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That's because I am acutely aware that THIS MAN'S SOCKS are better than me! |
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Even his HEEL is my SUPERIOR! |
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These are the SANDALS and SOCKS of a REAL MAN! |
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It is my lowly, ignominious honour to kiss the MAN'S SOCKED FEET! |
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I watch his DEPARTING TOES bending and flexing inside their SOCK... |
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...SOCKED TOES I have just been required to KISS! Oh how HUMBLING! Oh how HUMILIATING! |