Mental Arithmetic

Your uber-pretty and ultra-intelligent mistress is studying hard on her laptop in the university library. And so are you – studying her SOCKS, that is. She has ordered you to silently count the number of visible stitches in each of her socks and then to calculate, by a process of mental arithmetic, the sum total of stitches in her socks!

She has set you this nugatory, not to say impossible, task in order to keep your menial mind occupied and focused where it should be i.e. on her FEET and FOOTWEAR. And let’s face it, if she can work hard and increase her knowledge of Palaeontology, the least you can do is try to get to know more about your mistress’s SOCKS!

You are very fortunate to have such a beautiful and clever mistress...

...even if you are confined to kneeling beneath her chair in the library and studying her SOCKS!

She has ordered you to count the number of visible individual STITCHES in her SOCKTOPS...

...and to then mentally calculate, with 100% accuracy, the total number of STITCHES in her SOCKS!

It's an impossible task, of course - made all the harder by the fact that she keeps subliminally moving her FEET!

I mean, how are you supposed to not lose count when she does that?

Haha, too bad, slave! If you lose count, you'll just have to start all over again!

For your mistress may be beautiful, but she doesn't suffer fools gladly! She will WHIP you if you displease her!

And let's face it, if she can devote her time on her laptop to the study of Palaeontology, the least you can do is to diligently study her SOCKS!


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