Regular customer-mistress, mistress Mukta madam, has come to show off her new socks to me. She kindly explains, as she hitches up her jean hem in order to display her new sock to my face, that these socks were a gift to her from her husband Simon, and, having also informed me that she thinks they are wonderful, she graciously condescends to ask me for my slavish opinion of them, given that she knows I am a pathetic sock fancier. In between my kisses to her dirty sneakers, I first of all thank the mistress for soliciting my opinion of her new socks, and then extol their virtues, saying that I too think they are the most wonderful pair of socks I have ever seen – truly a pair of socks fit for a goddess. I then go into humble detail as to precisely why I am so enamoured by her socks, focussing on not just the intricate, pink, white and grey, camouflage pattern in the sock, but also the overall texture of the sock, and the creases and folds in her sock as she stretches her foot out onto th...