Getting There In The End
‘Look at my pretty girlfriend’s footwear and tell me what’s wrong with it, slave?’ ‘Oh pray sir, if it pleases you master sir and mistress madam, the mistress’s boots are dirty and scuffmarked, sirs, and could do with a good tongueshining by my menial mouth, masters, if you will forgive this slave’s impudence master and mistress please don’t beat me masters?’ ‘Tch! Talk about stating the bleeding obvious, stupid slave! Look at her socks . What is wrong with her socks ?’ ‘Oh pray master sir, if you will forgive me, master sir, this slave cannot observe anything wrong with the mistress’s fabulous socks, sir? Forgive me, master, I’m stupid master!’ ‘Tch! Stupid, ignorant slave! Count the rings at the top of each sock!’ ‘Oh pray master, now I can see it master. Sir, the pretty mistress’s left sock has three rings showing at the top, whereas her right sock has only two rings visible above her boot, master?’ ‘At last, stupid slave! We got there! So, what do you suppose might have...