Mean Nothing
I mean nothing to the superior young woman with the bright
red hair who is seated haughtily above me on the public shoelick-chair of power.
To her, I’m just an old man that lickshines her dirty sneakers down beneath her
socks – a mere slave man; a numpty; a dunderhead.
No wonder she does not deign to speak to me, preferring instead to watch music videos on her phone.
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| Haughty meets humble |
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| And the humble one is a loser |
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| A nothing and a nobody who lickshines shoes for a living... |
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| ...the shoes of his betters |
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| He must also study their socks! |
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| He's just a loser sockieboy-slave! |
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| He, literally, looks up to his customers' socks, being beneath them |
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| Every wrinkle in their socks is worth more than him |
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| He humbly tastes where his betters have been... |
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| ...as he transfers the dirt from their superior shoes into his menial mouth |
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| His customers, meanwhile, ignore him |
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| He's just a 'thing' that cleans their shoes... |
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| ...and not a very good one at that... |
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| ...since he is forever being distracted by their socks! |













