Regular customer-mistress, and gloater, Ms Mukta madam is once again heading towards my footblock. I brace myself for some seriously dirty sneakers, especially as it has been raining this evening!
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| A smiling Ms Mukta madam heads confidently towards me on a rainy evening |
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| I brace myself for some seriously dirty sneakers. Esteemed Ms Mukta's sneakers are normally filthy at the best of times. But in wet weather they are foul! |
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| Nevertheless, they stop unashamedly in front of me, as their owner asks me, 'How's it hangin', sockieboy?', by which she means my humble head ('sockieboy' is Ms Mukta's derogatory nickname for me!) |
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| She then, without being invited to, presents me with her RIGHT SNEAKER on my wooden footblock for a default respect-kissing |
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| Needless to say, being a 'sockieboy', I focus in on her SOCK, and am gratified to see that it is a plain grey sock, but showing signs of being well-worn, with creasing and bobbling apparent! |
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| As she switches feet in front of my feetkissing face, I have to confess that regular customer-mistress Ms Mukta madam's SOCKS are an endless source of fascination for me. I'm pathetic like that! |
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| As is her wont, Ms Mukta crouches down to my face after I have paid my labial respects to her dirty footwear in order to mock me some more by asking me what were the 'highlights' for me? She knows full well, of course, that for me the 'highlights' will have been observing her SOCKS at such close quarters, but it amuses her to hear me say it! |
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| Giggling and chortling triumphantly, she then turns her back on me to walk away and leave me to rot - until the next time she visits me |
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| Given my busy location in the town centre, with lots of footfall, I shall undoubtedly be required to kiss many customers' feet in the interim, pending Ms Mukta's return |
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| But none of them will have the same psychological impact on me as divine Ms Mukta's dirty sneakers! God bless her, and may she have many happy returns to my confined face! |
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