Not In The Mood

‘I like your white socks, madam. May I humbly enquire of the mistress as to where she purchased them, if you would be so kind, miss?’

‘You shut up, dirty slave! You work! You just a slave. I not talk you about sock. You shine shoe! You obey, slave!’

‘Yes, miss. At once, miss. Pray forgive me, miss. Please don’t hurt me!’

Of course, what I hadbeen gearing up to ask the beautiful, Chinee customer-mistress was as to the origins of the dirt and dust stains on her otherwise pristine white socks, but she is clearly in no mood to discuss her socks with a public footslave. And so, I am left to speculate. Looks to me like the dirt marks come from an earlier, strappier pair of shoes she must have been wearing with these same white socks?

What do you think?











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