Socks & Slippers Sniffer

This household slave must sniff his superb mistress’s socks and slippers whilst she checks her text messages on her phone. He must do so by:

·     Firstly, running his nose around the elasticated top of her sock, audibly sniffing in as he does so.

·     Then, still audibly inhaling through his menial nose, he must gently trace it down a vertical line of stitching in her sock, taking great care not to squash any creases or folds in the sock since he has NOT been ordered to smooth or straighten it.

·     When his nose reaches the upper rim of her slipper he must make his way back up the adjacent line of sock-stitching with his nose until he reaches the elasticated top of her sock again, when he must turn and make his way down the next line of stitching – and so on and so forth until each and every line of visible sock stitching has been audibly traced and sniffed from top to bottom. Up and down the sock his humble head must go until the entire, visible sock has been fully sniffed.

·     Then he must do the same for the mistress’s other sock on her other leg.

·     Having humbly sniffed sock, he must turn his nasal attentions to her slippers, nosing the entire outer surfaces of her cheap, carpet slippers. I’ll bet they smell musty – and note how the pitiful slave can see the outlines of his mistress’s toes as she subliminally flexes them inside her slippers!

Ha! Ha! How humiliating for the slave! No wonder his mistress’s fat boyfriend, a magnificent man, is watching bemusedly as the household slave goes about his truly humbling sock and slipper sniffing business. Her boyfriend, you see, is a real man, and is the slave’s master-sir. You certainly wouldn’t catch him down on his hands and knees sniffing a young woman’s socks! Note, incidentally, the coiled up whip lying next to the mighty master-sir on the bed. Perhaps that goes someway to explaining the slave’s humility and obedience vis-à-vis his mistress’s socks?!