Discussion of the WHIP

The WHIP is a source of endless fascination in every Righteous household – be it Low Righteous or High Righteous. It’s hardly surprising, given the POWER invested in the Righteous master-sir by the WHIP, and the abject FEAR and SUFFERING induced in the household slave by the same WHIP.

Here we see two men discussing the efficacy of the WHIP. Well, one magnificent man – the master-sir - and one pathetic male creature – the slave – who is pathetic precisely because he is subject to his master’s WHIP!

Let's listen in to their conversation as the slave kisses his master’s feet – beneath the WHIP!

‘Fear thee my WHIP, slave! For it breaketh and humbleth thee. Aye, thou are truly subject to its power, and mine by dint of it!’

‘Oh pray master-sir, if it pleaseth thee master-sir, this slave is truly subject to thee and thy mighty WHIP, master. Oh the STING! Oh the PAIN! Thou WHIPPEST very well, sir! Oh pray, master-sir! Oh beg! No more WHIP, I prithee? Truly I fear it, sir, and shall endeavour to be pleasing to thee and thy WHIP, that I might avoid the WHIP’S mighty wrath, sir. Oh beg, sir! Oh beg, the WHIP!’

‘Haha, that be right, slave. Pray thee to my WHIP. For it itcheth to embrace thy sinner ribs! Thou art a slave, and must be WHIPPED! And oftentimes so, to remind thee of thy lowly place!’

‘Oh pray, master! Oh bless! Truly this slave is grateful for thy correction from thy kindly WHIP. But oh the SMART, sir! The RED STING! Truly I dread thy WHIP’S warm embrace, sir!’

‘Wear thy STRIPES with shame, slave. For they betray thy slothfulness and ineptitude. They also reveal to the world thine impotence before thy master. The fairer sex, in particular, view thee with Righteous contempt! For thou art but a grovelling, WHIPPED wretch at thy master’s feet! Haha, I laugh at thee, as does my WHIP!’

‘Yes, masters. I am indeed ashamed at my lowliness. Forgive my wretchedness, I prithee sirs. The WHIP has made me thus!’

‘Praise be unto my WHIP, slave!’

‘Indeed, master-sir. Praise be unto thee, oh WHIP! For thou correctest me, and keepest me low, at the feet of my glorious master-sir, where I belong!’

‘Continue to kiss my feet, slave. And endure my WHIP’S lingering STING in silence!’

'Fear thee my WHIP, slave! For it breaketh and humbleth thee... 

...Aye, thou are truly subject to its power, and mine by dint of it!...

...Pray thee to my WHIP. For it itcheth to embrace thy sinner ribs!...

...Thou art a slave, and must be WHIPPED!'

As the master-sir extols the virtues of his beloved WHIP, he rests one of his hairy feet on top of the slave's head...

...and dangles the end of the WHIP next to it!

An unpleasant smelling, greasy foot...

...similar to the master's other foot, which the slave must now kiss, in between praising his master's WHIP!

'Praise be unto thee, oh WHIP! For thou correctest me, and keepest me low, at the feet of my glorious master-sir, where I belong!’

The FEET and the WHIP - symbols of the slave's powerlessness!

‘Wear thy STRIPES with shame, slave. For they betray thy slothfulness and ineptitude.' 

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