Of course, it’s not just mocking women that the
hapless prisoner-slave in the stocks must contend with. Men too are
perfectly entitled to humble him – and many do so!
‘Haha, how are you liking the view from your wooden
window, slave? Is the sight of my shoes and socks enhancing your humble view?’
‘Yes, master sir. Thanking you kindly, master sir. Your
shoes and socks are fabulous, master sir. Oh pray, master, if you will forgive
my forwardness, sir, might this slave humbly request that he be permitted to
kiss your shoes sir, as a demonstration of his slavish admiration and respect
for them sir, begging your male pardon and forgiveness sir please don’t hurt me
sir?’
Being a kindly master-sir, the man, a complete stranger, happily
accedes to my slavish request, and graciously holds his foot up to my face.
Clearly, this was what he wanted to hear from me – abject slavish servility,
and praise for his manly mastery over me!
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‘Haha, how are you liking the view from your wooden window, slave? |
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'Sir, might this slave humbly request that he be permitted to kiss your shoes sir?' |
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The man kindly accedes to my humble request... |
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...so that I may demonstrate my respect and admiration for both him and his footwear by kissing his shoe |
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My truly humbling view of the stranger's SHOE... |
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...and his SOCK! |
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The word emblazoned on the wood beneath my confined face says it all - I am a SLAVE |
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I MUST, therefore, show slavish respect for my BETTERS |
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Whatever their GENDER! |
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'Haha, that's right, slave. Kiss my feet. Kiss the feet of your MASTER!... |
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...I'm better than you!' |
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'Yes, master sir. I kiss your feet sir. God bless you sir!' |
This is what the stranger wants to hear and feel - a hapless and impotent slave's menial mouth praising his mastery over him whilst simultaneously kissing his superior shoeleather!