It’s an offer the guest can’t refuse (and wouldn't want to anyway!):
‘Would you like my sock slavey to kiss your feet, Holly?’
‘Oh yes please, Mukta! That would be cool!’
‘Slavey, you heard Ms Holly. Kiss her feet and praise her
socks while you’re doing so!’
‘Yes, mistress Mukta madam. At once, mistress Mukta madam…
Oh pray Ms Holly madam, praise be unto you and your socks, miss. Oh your socks,
miss! The purple! The flowers! The creases, miss! Oh the stitching!...’
The two girls laugh at me, the sock slavey, as I extol the
virtues of Ms Holy’s creased, purple ANKLESOCKS beneath the hem of her long
dress! But it's an order I can't refuse (and wouldn't want to anyway!)
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‘Would you like my sock slavey to kiss your feet, Holly?’ |
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'Slavey, kiss Ms Holly's feet and praise her socks while you’re doing so!’ |
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'Yes, mistress Mukta madam. At once, mistress Mukta madam... |
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...Oh pray Ms Holly madam, praise be unto you and your socks, miss... |
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...Oh your socks, miss! The purple! The flowers! The creases, miss! Oh the stitching!...’ |
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I am laughed at as I grovel and fawn over our guest's SHOES and SOCKS! |
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Ms Holly, in particular, finds my exhalation of her SOCKS highly amusing! |
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But praising SOCKs - the SOCKS of my BETTERS - is my bread and butter |
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I am frequently required to PRAISE and ADMIRE SOCKS |
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Not just the SOCKS of my MASTEr and MISTRESS, but of their FRIENDS too |
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And even the SOCKS of STRANGERS! |
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That's because I am a SOCK SLAVEY, responsible for the wellbeing of EVERYONE'S SOCKS that I encounter |
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Including, of course, the fetching BLUE and WHITE SOCKS my mistress mukta is wearing right now! |
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Fearsome SOCKS! |
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But, at this particular moment in time, I have been ordered to focus on Ms Holly's PURPLE SOCKS |
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I continue to praise and extol them with weaselly, sycophantic words |
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I praise and glorify EACH CREASE... |
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...and EVERY STITCH in her SOCKS... |
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...before re-lowering my lips to her SHOELACES... |
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...and embracing them with my MENIAL MOUTH! |
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Such is the life of a SOCK SLAVEY - a life of SOCK admiration and worship! |