Two German Tourists

Two German backpacker-tourists relax at the expense of my face whilst they are waiting at the bus stop.

‘Guck, ein Sklave! Lass uns ihn benutzen, um unsere Füße auszuruhen!’


‘Wie gefällt es dir, Sklave?’


‘Vielleicht möchtest du meine Socken riechen?’


‘Mach Platz für mengen bloen Fuss. Ech wëll, datt hien et richen!’


‘Kein Lecken, Sklave!’


Fortunately, I speak German. So I know what my two tormentresses are saying!

They are basically asking me how I am liking it - having their stinky bare and socked feet on my face?

It is, of course, a rhetorical question. Which is fortuitous, since I am in no position to reply!

I'm just a dumb, bus-stop footslave, for people to rest their weary feet on whilst they await their bus!

I hear the two German girls laughing high above me

But I'm not laughing

I'm breathing in their stinky foot-air!


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