Clean Socks, Dirty Humble Head
In old Chinatown a young Chinese woman has her dirty sneakers lick-cleaned by a public humble head. She is very demanding - and perfectly within her rights to be so!
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| A demanding young Chinese woman has her sneakers lickshined in busy Chinatown |
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| ‘Slave clean dirt here. Lick off filth. You obey. You just a dirty slave!’ |
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| She watches the lowly slave's work intently from on high, as she has very high standards! |
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| 'You not touch sock! Sock clean! You dirty!' |
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| Even the slave has to silently acknowledge the veracity of the young woman's statement |
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| He can see that her white socks are perfectly pristine and clean... |
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| ...whereas he is filth! |
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| He feels he should apologise to the customer's socks... |
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| ...but realises that the best apology will be to do a good job in tongue-cleaning the sneakers! |
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| Meanwhile, the haughty, but beautiful, customer-mistress remains unconvinced |
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| She glares menacingly down at the public humble-head slave as he goes about his humble business! |
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| For his humble part, he makes sure not to inadvertently brush his dirty forehead against her clean sock again! |











