Clean Socks, Dirty Humble Head
In old Chinatown a young Chinese woman has her dirty sneakers lick-cleaned by a public humble head. She is very demanding - and perfectly within her rights to be so!
A demanding young Chinese woman has her sneakers lickshined in busy Chinatown |
‘Slave clean dirt here. Lick off filth. You obey. You just a dirty slave!’ |
She watches the lowly slave's work intently from on high, as she has very high standards! |
'You not touch sock! Sock clean! You dirty!' |
Even the slave has to silently acknowledge the veracity of the young woman's statement |
He can see that her white socks are perfectly pristine and clean... |
...whereas he is filth! |
He feels he should apologise to the customer's socks... |
...but realises that the best apology will be to do a good job in tongue-cleaning the sneakers! |
Meanwhile, the haughty, but beautiful, customer-mistress remains unconvinced |
She glares menacingly down at the public humble-head slave as he goes about his humble business! |
For his humble part, he makes sure not to inadvertently brush his dirty forehead against her clean sock again! |