Ms Alice And The Whipping Post
This slave should have been more respectful whilst he was kneeling
in the dirt and kissing his mistress Alice’s mud-stained boots. For she caught
him looking up at her bare skin immediately above her sock – and that’s a WHIPPING
offence here in the Gynarchy.
This old slave man is clearly a FOOL, for there is surely much to admire in his mistress’s SOCKS? Therefore, WHIPPED he shall most deservedly be!
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| Ms Alice verbally berates her slave as he awaits the STING of her WHIP at the WHIPPING POST | 
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| He has felt the WRATH of her WHIP many times before, for he is NOT a very good slave! | 
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| His poor MISTRESS is forever having to SCOLD and PUNISH him! | 
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| Fortunately, however, she is an EXPERT at using the WHIP! | 
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| It's BITE will most assuredly STING on the slave's BACK! | 
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| And all because he failed to obey one basic slave rule... | 
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| ...NEVER look at your mistress above the SOCK! | 
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| Especially whilst kissing her MUDDY BOOTS! | 
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| That way lies the WHIP! | 
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| The WHIP, I say!... The WHIP! | 
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| What a FOOL this slave is! | 
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| I mean, what's NOT to ADMIRE about his mistress Alice's SOCKTOPS? Aren't they good enough for him? | 
WHIP him! And WHIP him well!
 
 
