Science vs Socks
In the Female University of Barbaria, women study science whilst their male slaves study socks.
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| She studies science; her slave studies her SOCKS! | 
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| The footfool's tiny mind is incapable of comprehending anything other than his mistress's SOCKS! | 
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| Years of servitude and bondage to SOCKS have made him thus! | 
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| The sockslave's humbling view of his pretty mistress's SOCKTOP! | 
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| Even the dirt on her SNEAKER, even though he will be required to lick it off later... | 
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| ...is of less concern to him... | 
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| ...than her SOCK! | 
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| For, being a lowly student of SOCKS... | 
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| ...this slave knows he shall be required to write an essay on his mistress's SOCKS at the end of today | 
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| She will demand that he give a blow by low, second by second, account of her SOCKS on her feet throughout the day... | 
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| ...every crease, every fold, every piece of fluff that inadvertently attaches itself to the outside stitching of her SOCKS! | 
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| Therefore, the slave would do well to focus intently on his mistress's SOCKS - as he is indeed doing now! | 
 
 
