What's In A Sock?

What’s in a SOCK, late at night, on a pretty customer’s foot?

  • Sweat (especially if it has been on her foot inside her sneaker all day!)
  • Other natural moistures and excretions from her sweet feminine footpores
  • The vinegary aroma of feminine foot fragrance
  • Dead skin cells
  • Toejam

Such are the humbling thoughts that occupy my menial mind as I kiss-respect a customer’s sneakers late at night!

A pretty lady, perhaps on her way home from a dinner party, stops by me to use me

As I kiss-respect her sneakers, my menial mind fills with thoughts and speculation about her SOCKS

I imagine, for example, that her white SOCK must contain various excretions from her foot, deep inside her sneaker

But I also dutifully study the exterior of the SOCK...

...the STITCHING...

...the CURVATURE...

...and any CREASES in the SOCKS!

That's because they are the SOCKS of my esteemed customer-mistress...

...and they MUST, therefore, be respected and admire by the likes of lowly, SOCK-LEVEL me!

Meanwhile, the pretty wearer of the SOCKS is seemingly oblivious to my pathetic sockieboy-obsessions

She simply wants her SNEAKERED FEET to be kiss-respected by the public humble head

And she WON'T leave until she feels so respected!


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