Dumb Ornamental Footkisser

Of all the public footslaves in the Gynarchy, the most despised are probably the so-called ‘dumb ornamental footkissers’. They are made dumb by having their voice boxes surgically removed so that they cannot disturb their customer-mistresses and masters. And they are ‘dumb’ also in the sense that they are incapable of lickshining boots and shoes. They lack the requisite tongue skills – and so all they are fit to do is kiss feet. Which is why they are regarded as purely 'ornamental'. As a result, nobody ever speaks to them, not even to bark down their footkissing orders at them, for it is obvious what they must do – kiss feet – and they are, in any case, incapable of engaging in conversation with their betters high above them.

Here we see one such dumb ornamental footkisser, located at the entrance to a ladies’ restroom, humbly kissing the outstretched foot of a pretty customer-mistress whose face betrays her utter contempt for the dumb, bootkissing fool at her feet. Imagine the germs there must be on those boots, given the surroundings in which she has just been walking. No wonder she despises him. He is nothing but filth!

She walks away from him feeling good about herself. And rightly so, for she is clearly better than him.