Deep Breaths


Something a bit different today for ‘Old Rusty Neck’ the public shoelick. This bright and intelligent customer-mistress has placed a ‘socks fool’ cap onto his humble head, and is ordering him to sniff her stinky, black socks.

It really is an honour and a privilege for the likes of Old Rusty Neck to be permitted to sniff sock on a young woman’s sandalled foot, and so he immediately lowers his nose to the outstretched sock (well, let’s face it, if ever there was a nose built for socksniffing, it’s gotta be Old Rusty Neck’s nose!)

Make sure you takes deep breaths, and that, slave! I wanna HEAR you sniffin’ my dirty socks, yeah?’

Indeed, customer-mistress madam! I think we all want to hear that!’

Old Rusty Neck isn’t allowed to verbally respond to his esteemed customers, but fortunately for him his actions can always speak louder than words. He breathes in the aroma of her sock – deeply!

Note how he is politely concentrating on the sweaty and moist, reinforced toe-area of her sock. That’s as should be, but do you think, perchance, he is really wishing he could be running his big, ugly nose along that ridge of light grey sock material at the top of the otherwise plain black girlsock? I know I would be, for I’d be curious to know what it feels like!

Indeed, I’m curious to know what it feels like, in general, to have to sniff another human being’s socks in public like Old Rusty Neck is having to do! Humbling? Demeaning? Degrading?... Exciting?

Whatever, I’m still glad I’m not him – for, unlike us, he can’t gaze upon the young back woman’s great facial beauty and shapely, bare legs. He must focus merely on her sock. Ha! Ha! What a loser! What a fool! Old Rusty Neck – the public sock sniffer! No wonder the clever customer-mistress is making him wear a 'socks fool' cap!













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