Female Whip
The female whip twists and turns
The female whip smarts and burns.
The female whip is a fearsome thing
Full of venom, full of sting!
The female whip is soft yet unkind
The female whip preys on my mind
The female whip makes me obey
Makes me to scream, makes me to bray!
Oh female whip
I kneel before thee
And kiss the boots
Of thy wailing banshee
For truly I am broken by pain
And shall never arise from my male knees again!