Pimping Me Out
My lovely Romany mistress, Miss Florica Madam, loves to ‘pimp me out’ in the Gynarchy’s back alleyways – having me kiss the feet of passers-by for a few Fems*.
Here you see me obliged to kiss the boots of a beautiful blonde girl – in front of her manly boyfriend. Oh the shame! Oh the humiliation of it – having to kiss another man’s girlfriend’s boot, and admiring her white sock into the bargain, since girls’ socks are the most intimate garments I ever get to see!
Actually, the blonde girl’s white bootsocks strike me as being a pleasing contrast to the most respected dark green socks my mistress Florica is wearing today, and I particularly like the thick weave of the blonde girl’s white sock. See how she laughs and giggles at me as I pay lip homage to her boot in the middle of the street, and see how her boyfriend mocks me too. Meanwhile, my dark-socked mistress Florica madam stands behind me with a whip – ready to strike me across my bended back if I show the slightest sign of disrespect towards my betters and their feet and footwear.
Oh woe is me for I am a laughing stock!
*Fem - Unit of Gynarchy currency