Chinese Superpower
She represents Chinese superpower as she marches confidently towards me, stopping only to shove her dirty, unkempt sneaker in my face for a good lickshining. She even has the audacity to roll her foot from side to side so that my tongue can have greater access to the filthiest parts of her sneakers.
Then suddenly her phone rings and I become an irrelevance. She is now only subconsciously aware of me as she chats, in Chinese, with a real man high above me – presumably her boyfriend. I’m stupid – I don’t speak Chinese. But perhaps you can translate what she is saying for me (using Google Translate)?
我有一个奴隶来清理我的鞋子。他是一个肮脏的傻瓜。我们什么时候见面?