Night Feetlick
Even at night, when most sensible people are relaxing at home enjoying dinner with their loved ones or lounging on the sofa in front of the television, the public feetlick must lick and kiss the feet, and study the socks, of those members of the public who are still out and about roaming the streets. That’s because he is never off-duty, and is permanently down amongst the dirty feet of his betters.