On Her Way Home from Church


















































She’s a good Christian girl on her way home from church, but she still finds time to make a detour down a back alleyway in order to have her feet kissed by the local ground-head slave.

As she stands over him she explains to him, in a matter-of-fact West African accent, that he is going to kiss her feet. She then spends some 10 minutes doing just that – having her feet kissed and worshipped by the lowly, public footservant. She has him kiss her foot both on the sandal straps and on the painted big toe.

As she eventually turns to leave him, a nearby prostitute shouts over to her approvingly:

Ha! Ha! Way to go, babe! You sure showed him who’s boss!’

In reaction, the religious girl allows herself a smug, triumphalist smirk on her pretty face as she departs, not that the ground-head footslave can see it, of course. All he can observe is the backs of her heels – the heels of a being whom he freely admits is superior to him, since she is not the one buried up to her neck in the ground and having to kiss the feet of passers-by. Besides, she is pure and chaste, and he is a dirty sinner (despite the fact that she is the sexually active one whilst he must live in a state of enforced celibacy).

As the wise prostitute (who is also better than the slave) had said, ‘Way to go, Babe!’



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