One of my most important roles as a public humble-head is to ensure that happy couples can enjoy the experience of witnessing their beloved partner having their feet kiss-respected.
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| 'Haha, look honey!... A humble-head!' |
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| The happy couple walk hand in hand towards me |
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| They stop to survey me in my helplessness and powerlessness before them |
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| 'You're gonna kiss our feet, boy! |
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| 'Yes, master sir. At once, master sir.' |
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| 'And the other one, boy!' |
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| 'You have a go, honey. It's easy!' |
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| 'Haha, that's right, boy! Kiss my girl's feet!' |
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| The young woman gives me a taste of both her shoes, as her male partner had done before her. |
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| Her white socks have replaced his grey socks in front of my face |
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| I respect BOTH their socks equally... |
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| ...since they are both my betters, male and female. |
