What An Honour!
A superb customer-mistress has me lickshine her sneakers whilst she chats with her mates on the phone high above me. What an honour to be so close to her shoes and socks!
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| Chatting merrily away high above me on her phone... | 
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| ...whilst I tongue-attend to her sneakers | 
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| I get a fabulous view of her SOCK! | 
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| I can see the patterns in the stitching and everything! | 
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| Just think - this pretty customer's SOCK is worth more than me! | 
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| I am not worthy to even breathe in the same air as her SOCK! | 
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| Meanwhile her other SOCK, inside its accompanying SNEAKER, weighs heavily down upon the top of my humble head | 
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| It just goes to show the CONTEMPT in which the SOCK holds me! | 
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| The pretty wearer of the SOCK certainly holds me in contempt!  I'm just her HUMAN FOOTREST-cum-SHOELICKER! | 
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| A place for her to rest her FEET on whilst she converses with her friends | 
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| I study her SOCK with REVERENCE and AWE - as befits a FOOTSLAVE! | 
 
 
