Footfool Tent

In the Footfool Tent at the Gynarchy’s celebrated FootslaveThemepark people are queuing up to have their feet kissed. See how the pink-rubbery-hooded footfool is anxiously contemplating what lies before him:

·     The flat, purple, slip on sneakers of a Chinese girl are already gracing his lowly, lickspittle lips. Note how his mouth must touch the dirtiest parts of her sneakers i.e. the white, rubbery soles rather than the canvas uppers. That’s the Law. He must taste wherever she has been! Note too how this beautiful, young, Asian woman is wearing short black socks inside her sneakers – socks that accentuate the beauty and shapeliness of her oriental ankles

·     After he has finished with kiss-respecting the Far Eastern feet he shall be turning his attentions to the equally shapely, though in places cracked and rough-skinned, Caribbean feet standing in line directly behind the Asian girl. The Caribbean feet are bare inside a pair of strappy, bejewelled sandals – even the toenails are raw and unvarnished. Do you think the public footfool will be able to taste the sweat on the beautiful black girl’s toes? I rather suspect that he will – particularly around the leather strap area in between her big toe and second toe.

·     Behind the beautiful black girl with the red-braided hair is an equally handsome, black master-sir who is enjoying a sneaky cigarette whilst he awaits his turn for some footfool worship. The master-sir is wearing a pair of somewhat musty-looking (and therefore no doubt musty-tasting) boots, and it is therefore not clear to the slave whether said master is wearing any socks? The footfool shall just have to contemplate the possibilities, and conjecture as to the likely colour and texture of the master-sir’s socks inside his boots – if any – whilst he is kiss-respecting the outsides of the smoking master’s boots!

·     The fortunate slave-fool shall have no need to engage in any sock-guesswork when it comes to the next customer standing in line, however – for her grey, full-length anklesocks are prominently on display above her low-top sneakers.  She is a beautiful white girl with dyed-green hair, and with flashes of green in her lace-up sneakers to match. Such style! Such class! Truly this slave is blessed today with an array of superior feet and footwear to serve! Note how the white girl has a wicked grin on her pretty face, and her mobile phone at the ready to upload photos of the footfool’s humiliation at her sneakered and socked feet onto her social media pages!

·     Perhaps she will even video his humiliation? Do you think the tiny bells on his humbling footfool’s hat ignominiously tinkle in the tent for all to hear whilst he is kiss-respecting his betters’ feet in front of him?