Fixtures & Fittings
Ms Florence madam is showing a prospective buyer around her property which has recently been put on the market. She is currently showing the prospective black buyer around the outside of the house, and one feature in particular that she is especially proud of as she feels it adds value to the home and is something of a unique selling point – the outside ‘tank slave’.
The slave, she explains, is permanently housed in an old disused oil tank (the house now has gas central heating) which she and her husband had converted into a ‘slave bunker’. She further explained that she and her husband preferred to keep their household footslave outdoors where they didn’t have to look at his ugly face all the time. Plus he was forever ‘getting under their feet’, but now that he is confined outside in the dirty, rusty old tank they can decide when to pop outside and use him to kiss or lickshine their dirty footwear. She invites the prospective buyer to use the slave to have her boots kissed right now, and the latter eagerly avails herself of the opportunity to do so!
Whilst the beautiful black mistress is having her boot kissed, Ms Florence madam goes on to explain that the unfortunate slave is still lying in some dirty, greasy oil inside the tank as she and her husband ‘forgot’ to drain it before confining him inside! Both women laugh. Ms Florence also congratulates the prospective buyer on her pretty, white bootsock – now visible thanks to the outstretched positioning of the black lady’s foot on the concrete breeze block beneath the slave’s face, which serves as a footblock – as she informs her guest that the slave likes socks, though she herself rarely wears them. The black mistress informs the vendor that she wears socks all the time with her boots and sneakers, and the slave’s ears prick up at this point.
The prospective buyer than asks the vendor what she feeds the slave? Ms Florence madam explains that the slave is very low maintenance, and that she and her husband only feed him their scraps and leftovers – plus, of course, he gets to supplement his meagre diet with the dirt and filth from their shoes and boots.
Overhearing all this, the bootkissing slave is very grateful to his current owner, mistress Florence madam, for explaining all these things to the black mistress, and for talking about him above his head, since he himself is forbidden to speak. He doeshope that the pretty, prospective buyer will go ahead and make an offer on the property, as he is, pathetically, very much looking forward to seeing all the black lady’s different pairs of socks inside her boots and sneakers. Of course, there is no guarantee that any new owner would keep all the fixtures and fittings in her new home. But he seems to be making a good impression on her outstretched boot-toe, and he is reasonably confident that the black lady would wish to keep him as an outdoor feature to her property.
Just in case, though, he kisses her boot even more vigorously, so that she can really feelthrough her boot and sock how much he respects and admires her, and wishes to serve her!
