Respect for the Righteous
Whenever the Righteous come to town they always make a point of stopping by in order to have me clean and show respect for their footwear – especially the womenfolk. That’s because The Righteous believe that all footslaves are sinners who must be humbled and denigrated at every conceivable opportunity. And they must be right – for they are the Righteous. It is an honour, then, for the likes of me to lickshine the boots of such a chaste and holy, young woman.
And she knows it!