Late-Night Visit From A Regular Customer
Regular customer Ms Mukta madam visits me late at night for a kiss-respecting of her sneakers. As is her friendly wont, she quizzes me mockingly about my humble day:
‘Hi Sockieboy! How has your day been? Seen lots of nice
sockies on your customers’ feet?’
I must respond to customer-mistress Ms Mukta’s mocking question in
the most respectful and humble of tones:
‘Oh pray Ms Mukta madam, thanking you kindly for your kind
question, Ms Mukta madam, this slave has indeed had a good day, madam, and has
not stopped kissing the feet and admiring the socks of his betters, madam, if
it pleases you most esteemed and beautiful mistress Mukta madam, I’m pathetic like that madam?’
She laughs at my ultra-obsequious response:
‘Haha, that’s good, sockieboy. It’s good for a slave like
you to be kept busy, and that! Describe the favourite pair of socks you saw
today.’
This could be a trick question! You never quite know with Ms
Mukta madam! She could be looking for an excuse to have her husband come round
and kick my face in. Or she might be genuinely interested to know my thoughts and
feelings on my favourite pair of socks that I have seen today on a customer’s
feet. Plus, of course, I must not denigrate her socks in any way – the socks
currently in front of my face. I therefore choose my words carefully, and
pepper them with respectful words about
my superiors’ socks, as befits a pathetic and humble sockieboy-slave at the
mercy of his betters:
‘Oh pray Ms Mukta madam, if it pleases you Ms Mukta madam,
aside from your own fabulous black and white socks which you have on now, madam
(Ms Mukta is wearing a fetching pair of black ankle socks with a white trim),
this slave was most enamoured by the pink, calf-length socks of a Chinese student customer-mistress which she was wearing over her leggings and inside her white
sneakers madam, if it so interests and pleases you madam, begging your pardon
miss?’
‘Haha, describe her socks in detail, slave. What did you
observe about the stitching in her socks?’
‘Oh prithee, Ms Mukta madam, thanking you kindly Ms Mukta
madam, the fabulous Chinese customer-mistress’s pink cotton socks had thick lines
of perpendicular stitching, madam, and I was able to study and admire several
creases in them, madam, as she positioned her student feet on the footblock in
front of my feckless, feetkissing face, madam, praise be unto the Chinese
mistress’s socks, miss?’
Ms Mukta seems satisfied with my obsequious, socks-respecting
response:
‘And what about my socks tonight, slave? Can you see any
creases in them?’
‘Oh pray Ms Mukta madam, oh praise oh bless, miss, this slave
can indeed observe one or two fine creases in your sock in front of my face right now madam, if
it so pleases you miss, begging your pardon miss and thanking you kindly for
wearing such superb socks on your feet, mistress Mukta madam?’
Ms Mukta laughs approvingly at my sock-sychophatic response.
She is clearly in a good mood this evening, so I boldly decide to extend the conversation
to her husband’s socks. I would dearly love to ask about her newborn and how her
offspring is doing, but, being a mere public footservant, I am only permitted to talk
about my betters’ shoes and socks, unless they themselves initiate a
conversation with me on other themes. And so I must limit my impertinent conversation to enquiring
after her magnificent and manly husband’s socks:
‘Oh pray, Ms Mukta madam, begging your pardon madam, I trust
your husband master Simon sir’s socks are well, madam, if I may be so bold,
miss, please forgive my sockslavish impudence, miss?’
She, naturally, laughs at me:
‘Haha, yeah his socks are fine, slave, thank you for asking.
I’ll pass on your regards to them and let Simon know you are thinking of his
socks!’
‘Oh pray Ms Mukta madam. Oh praise! Oh bliss! Oh thank you
for being so kind towards me, miss. I do not deserve to serve such a superb and
kind couple as yourself and your husband, miss. I’m garbage, miss!’
‘Yes you are, sockieboy. You’re just a pathetic piece of sneaker-kissing,
sock-admiring garbage! Now shut up and get on with kissing my feet, or I’ll
have Simon come round and kick seven shades of s**t out of your ugly face. You’re
a sock-moron, slave!’
‘Yes, Ms Mukta madam. I obey you, miss. Thanking you kindly once again, miss.
I then shut up and kiss-respect Ms Mukta’s sneakers – dozens of times!
Ms Mukta merrily mocking me over my slavish obsession with my customers' socks... |
...including her socks, of course! |
I, literally, look up to her socks as I kiss-respect her late-night sneakers |
These are, after all, the sneakers and socks of a local goddess! |
I am privileged to even breathe in the same air as these socks! |
Ms Mukta kindly switches her sneakered and socked feet in front of my face |
The superior female sock and the inferior male slave |
The sneakers and socks have all the power in this scenario! |
I dare not look at esteemed customer-mistress Ms Mukta madam above her socks! |
Her husband would be sure to WHIP me if I did so! |
And so I continue to do the only thing I am fit for... |
...which is to kiss my current customer's feet whilst praising her, her husband's, and my other customers' socks! |
I'm just a pathetic sockieboy-slave, and my lowly life is dominated by other people's socks! |
Having mocked me and humiliated me, my late-night visitor turns her pretty back on me |
She leaves me in triumph... |
...as I humbly bow my head behind her superior socks and contemplate my lowliness |