I suppose the best thing you can say about my humble
position in life is that I provide a useful public service – shining the shoes of my
betters with my menial, municipal mouth.
Take the customer-mistress whom I am currently serving, for
example. She demands that I tongue-shine her shoes for the benefit of her
boyfriend as she is on her way to meet him. What an honour, what a privilege –
to lickshine the shoes of another man’s girlfriend, a much better man than me
(he must be, given that he is the chosen sexual partner of such a bright and
fabulous young woman!)
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I am always on duty - always ready to provide a public service |
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'Shine my shoes, boy! I'm about to meet up with my boyfriend, and I want my shoes to be nice and shiny for him!' |
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The pretty customer-mistress then relaxes back in the shoelick chair as I get to work |
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I tongueshine her black leather shoes... |
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...next to her socks |
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Indeed, her sock towers dominantly over me |
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I am less than her sock |
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Moreover, I must not touch her sock - not without her explicit female permission! |
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I must therefore be especially careful as I lickshine her shoestrap |
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Meanwhile the wearer of the shoes and socks ignores me |
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I dare not look at her above the sock... |
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...pretty though she is! |
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I am fit only to focus on my customer's shoes and socks... |
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg-cj7zj3L1dlnlIa99ncWYPvH6ygt8hN9VBS6NtFiM0mtuXkFlKslCveSFPTvFU6T3G5B_Lm_NbtWyQnsXDAqDJ31iFVdAz-V4M9D8V75udrgrF-Yfjfh7A81EjHtLadmfrF6aUkn2NBUal9OEvK-f72ARnBcjb18QuhJvfVTs_BncNVerN-S-JiISpsOp/w640-h552/Providing%20A%20Public%20Service9e.png) |
...and to taste where she has been |
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These are, after all, the shoes and socks of another man's girlfriend... |
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...of a much better man than me! |
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