Local Socks Fancier

This is being our local socks fancier. He is liking socks, and so he is tending to be eyeing up your socks while he is kissing your feet, isn’t it? But you do not have to be letting him to touch your socks!’

 ‘Ha! Ha! What a pafetic loser, innit though? I hope he will like my red and white spotty socks, though?’

 ‘Oh, he will. He is very much liking all types of socks, but especially brightly coloured socks.’

 ‘Ha! Ha! Innit though? He’s, like, got socks on the brain, or somefing?’ 

‘Ha! Ha! Yes. We are all laughing at him when he is admiring our socks. He is being a total sockhead, isn’t it?




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