Making A Sock-Fancy's Day
Sometimes just a slither of thick, brown sock is enough to make a pathetic sock-fancy’s day (especially on national ‘Sock-Show’ day!)
NB: As evidenced by the above, a ‘socks fancier’ (or ‘Sock-Fancy’ for short) is not just attracted to fancy socks. Even plain socks are a cause of titillation for him – especially when worn on the ankle of a beautiful, young woman. Indeed, any old sock on a girl like this would probably tickle the despicable socks fancier’s fancy! No wonder such slaves are despised and publicly denounced by the authorities. That’s why this one has to wear an ignominious wooden signpost at the back of his imprisoned neck, declaring to all and sundry his pathetic, sock-fancying proclivities. And rightly so!
