Misty-Eyed
Old Sock Ears must surely be feeling misty-eyed as he witnesses the happy couple embracing in front of him through the evening mist?
Just think – in another life, in another world, it could have been him embracing this beautiful, young woman, instead of serving as her dirty-sock airer! Never mind. Hopefully the moisture in the air will help to aerate her sweaty, argyle-patterned socks more quickly, leaving them clean and fresh come the morning time. That’s the best he can hope for when it comes to pleasing her!